|BFF:||Grandmother I need to talk to you|
|Grandma:||[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?|
|BFF:||No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.|
|BFF:||I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.|
|Grandma:||[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.|
prude - a woman who won’t fuck you
dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis
slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you
tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you
feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff
tv show like: *man leers at woman, licks his lips, smiles* do you have a boyfriend?
audience like: ah yeah, he wants to hit it
tv show like: *man leers at man, licks his lips, smiles* do you have a boyfriend?
audience like: what a lovely friendship
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
(Source: , via keytohappinesssisme)
"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"
funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.
nine photographs portraying quotes said to sexual assault survivors by police officers, attorneys, and other authority figures
more info about project unbreakable here
original tumblr here
These photos make me cringe.
These photo’s make me upset and angry.
I am filled with such a violent rage. This is why I believe vigilantes need to exist. Because rape culture causes justice to rarely be served.
this is so wrong and makes me so fucking angry UGH
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY
This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.
|gay boy:||hey man you look good today|
|straight boy:||oh my god man what the fuck i'm not a faggot, i'm pretty sure this is harassment|
|straight boy:||[slaps girls' asses as they walk by] [asks them if they finger themselves] [pleads every girl to have anal sex]|
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
so apparently it is against the hospital rules for me to practice stunts on my bike in their parking lot??? why?? because I might get hurt??? good thing I’m at the hospital